do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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