Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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