Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So squirting runs in the family.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
sex in a hospital.. check
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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