I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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