I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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