I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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