Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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