how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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