Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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