covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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