hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
