I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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