i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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