found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
