addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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