so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it's like iHOP with fire
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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