I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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