I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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