found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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