I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize