dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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