I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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