we have pet lesbian snakes
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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