I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Mom said you looked used
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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