i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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