She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
