she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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