Please, let me fuck your mom
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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