so that wasnt chicken after all
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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