Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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