with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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