For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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