Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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