cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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