WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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