he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
