Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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