Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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