i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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