id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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