Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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