But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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