So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The power of my boobs compel you
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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