My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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