Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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