How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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