No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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