flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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