Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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