erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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