i barfeds in our rink
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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