I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
