my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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