Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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