And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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