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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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