Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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