We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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