I CAN MOONWALK!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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