what if I'm pregnant?
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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