This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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